I've Seen Some Cheesy Knockoffs, but.....

I'm in Gdansk, Poland now...Warsaw tomorrow. Last night, I'm looking for somewhere to eat dinner. I turn onto this main street and it's lined with outdoor restaurants. Jackpot! At the first one, I notice all the waitresses have very interesting outfits. They all have red spandex shorts so short they might as well have not been there. And tight black T-shirts that were so tight they might as well......

Why go down the street any further? That's exactly what I was thinking. The name of the restaurant, no joke, was Rooster. And the two "o"'s in the name were made out to be the rooster's eyes.

Only two differences between there and Hooters.
1. No buffalo wings
2. The girls at Hooters have way bigger roosters.

I think Hooters takes the gold medal.

By the way, I am curtailing my trip by quite a bit. New Yorkers should see me in mid or end of July. I'm really hoping to move to the best coast so Cali kids should see me in beginning of August.